The legendary "Frankie Hill" shot:

Mix the following in equal parts: (best shaken over ice)

- Jack Daniels Tennessee Whiskey
- Peppermint Schnapps
- Goldschlager

Season to taste with Tabasco sauce

Drink and enjoy!

The infamous Sheglank'd Wake Shake:

Mix the following ingredients in a large blender:

- Jolt Cola
- Monster energy drink
- Generic instant coffee granules. The cheaper the better. Don't measure... just dump it in until you get a suitably gritty mixture
- 3 to 4 generic ice cream sandwiches. Again, the cheaper the better. Try to remove the paper wrappers before you start.

Blend until creamy and delicious.
Drink, skate, puke, repeat!